A Typical Saturday for Stan

It seems like Stan always has a LONG

"To Do List"

when he gets a Saturday at home.
This was his list yesterday...

-change the flat on Ford
-get new tires installed on Ford
-change the spark plugs & other stuff on Ford
-put air in Armada tires & try to figure out why the light on the dash is still on
-try to order the motor for Armada window (it won't roll down) and can't find anywhere that sells it
-mow & edge the lawn
-edge his little garden
-pick up the dog poop
-cut up the wood that's been piling up on the side of the house so it can be put in the trash
-buy a new suitcase
-hang laterns & pictures in Sierra's room
-figure out why we have NO WATER in the house & fix it
-pay his speeding ticket & sign-up for traffic school
-drink lots of diet coke

At the end of the day, he told me

he'd rather have gone waterskiing.

Go figure :)